Dear Tooth Fairy...

Dear Tooth Fairy,

First of all, are you in charge of the teeth coming in, or do you just take the teeth away? If it's someone else in the department who takes care of this, could you please forward this letter to the person in charge.

I have a complaint to make. Alex is teething. Yes, I know it's to be expected. There seems to be some sort of mix up though, some sort of scheduling error. You see, Alex is getting three molars at the same time. Really? I hardly think that's fair. Aren't there other kids who need some molars more than he does?

I am a big fan of your work Tooth Fairy. I've always paid my dues to you (except for the tooth that I lost in the sandbox, but you gave me the money for that one too so I always thought you found it). Even Daisy the cat has had more than her share of teeth given to you. That should count for something, right?

I know that there isn't much you can do at this point. Perhaps you can suggest something that would ease Alex's pain and general crabbiness. Maybe something to help Alex to sleep? Can you do anything to speed up the process? His molars are surfacing slower than Chilean miners.

Sincerely,

Pinkbrain


P.S. I missed my NaBloPoMo entry for yesterday since I went to bed at 9pm. I blame you, Tooth Fairy. You and your buddy, the Daylight Savings Fairy.